just broke my bf’s sewing machine whoops looks like he gettin laid tonight
Feels SO FUCKIN GOOD TO EAT HEALTHY SHIT WHEN UR HIGH I’M EATING THE SHIT OUTTA TJAT BUTTER LETTECE AVOCADO PEAR AND POPPYSEED VINEGRETTE SALAD
Omg I used to love the used
I can’t make anything readable when I’m blogging from my phone lol
I don’t have a television, so my mom called me to tell me Michelle and Kelly popped out and I literally was crying. With my mother on the phone. Crying about Destiny’s Child
this Irishman followed us into a bar last night simply to buy us a drink and we talked about how he’s studying “second life” in order to choreograph a number based on people living their lives on the internet and how that distorts your real life sense of self
I’m drunk yall can go.2 hell
me: hey can you pierce my ears?
him: no. idk how.
me: what do you mean you don't know how haven't you seen the parent trap?